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Real Estate Tip of the Day
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Where to Call Home:
Location, location, location is one of the most important aspects of the purchase and resale value of a home to consider when both buying and selling.
Carefully choosing the area you wish to live in will provide you with years of enjoyment while you live there and the benefit of a higher resale value when you move.
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MAY 2008
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MARK YOUR CALENDAR
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FREE HOME EVALUATION
Schedule your Home Evaluation today!
Call or email Sara today to reserve your date/time OR receive a 24-hour Value Analysis over the phone (please access the FREE Home Evaluation page of this site).
No Cost. No Obligation.
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REFERRALS
Who do you know that is thinking of buying or selling?
Refer them and receive FREE AIR MILES™ travel miles (upon the successful completion of the transaction). Email Sara today..
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Buyers!
First time Buyer?
First time Buyers receive $2000 Rebate!
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Sellers!
Do you have a house to sell before you buy?
Customized Packages available to suit YOUR Needs!
Free Staging Consultation.
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Have you received your Complimentary Magnetic Notepad?
If not, email Sara
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Kids Say the Cutest Things....True Client Stories
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3yr old girl speaking to her Mother about a 3yr old boy:
Daughter: Mommy, everyday Darius tells me I'm beautiful.
Mother: Oh really, how sweet! What does he say?
Daughter: I say `Darius, am I beautiful' and he says `Yes'.
Do you have any cute/true stories to share? Email Sara and have it told!
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Never Argue with a Woman:
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the Equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the Equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Real Estate - Deep Thoughts:
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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Think Smart, Buy Smart, Sell Smart
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Attention: First Time Homebuyers!
Take advantage of the $2000 Land Transfer Tax Credit being offered by the Government today.
Call or email me for details!
Let me help you to become a Homeowner!
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Spring is in the Air...Don't Get Lost in the Shuffle!
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SELLERS FACT: As per MLS statistics, all my Clients have received 100% or more of their List Price -- up to a whopping 113% of their List Price! Thinking of Selling your home? I can put more money, more money, more money--- in YOUR pocket! FACT: Your home could sell for more money in less time with my unique cutting-edge Marketing strategy. Let me market your home for all it's worth! Email me today for a FREE Market Evaluation of Your Home...No Cost, No Obligation. Become a VIP Seller and get MORE money, in LESS time, and with LEAST inconvenience.
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